Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG
Nothing like humiliating your staff to keep morale up!
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Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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